jennhoney:

sarahsamudre:

“You keep all of your tension here, in your butt. What do you do for a living?”

I was once asked this on a massage table. Not about my butt. My neck.

But butt is funnier.

Butt is always funnier. 

Also, everything on me is tense right now. My back, my neck, my butt, my legs… my hair is tense. My eyelashes are all stressed out. I think my cuticles have knots.

You get the picture.

your butt is one of the funniest best butts I know. cat masseusing and laughing are just a few of the really good ways to relieve tension. I hope you laugh your cuticle and butt tension off and then have a nice long cat nap <3

(Source: keep-calm-and-love-magic)